Cheyenne

“I’m tender but tough like beef jerky in a ball gown.”- Titus Andromedon

[Cheyenne @ckpdixie2]

@bbylivvy I’m gonna make this my wallpaper

[LukieB 🚶🏻 @karp_lucas]

If Netflix really cared about us they would make a live action of this series

[igwe tupac ❄️ @DavidxIRL]

YALL DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
https://t.co/bLDeF5pYWN

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

At 15 her eyesight isn’t great so she needs a little sniff before she recognises me. :)

[csuchicks @csuchicks]

My body has already been through the Freshman 15 I can not afford the Covid 19

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

This is my best friend and brother Deputy Deon Smith of my hometown Flint, Michigan. Officers serving our communities should have this mindset. He is a purpose driven man and a world changer! Not only walking with our communities, but protecting its citizens honestly and EQUALLY!

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

My Plans 2020

[gabriel @GabrielTheDevil]

NETFLIX IS FINALLY MAKING A SERIES ABOUT GREEK AND ROMAN MYTHOLOGY IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[linc @lincandescent]

the hotdog are finally returning to the pastures. the earth is healing. we are the virus

[Chief E @ForeignMagnet]

when the lemonade stand runs out of grapes

[farha @shutyourhell]

my 3 year old son just said “mommy, why don’t people just stay inside instead of going out and possibly infecting others?” she’s only five

[Cheyenne @ckpdixie2]

@roxannenteran That’s what I’m doing too!

[Cheyenne @ckpdixie2]

Government: “STAY HOME UNLESS IT IS ESSENTIALS”
Public: “sooo go out and get a grill and couch cushions?”
Government:” NO ONLY ESSENTIALS”
Public: “oh okay so get the paint for all your projects and return everything you bought?”
Government: “ annddd now we’re in lockdown”

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed.

Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers.

It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff.

#COVID19

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[DJ DOMM B @djdommb__]

Spread the good details just like you spread the negative ones