Christopher King

I am America's Senior Comedian and Account Executive (R).

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http://t.co/kAMWmTsaiY on #SoundCloud

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http://t.co/X1see93k on #SoundCloud

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Another Test http://t.co/Bhi4Bc2v on #SoundCloud

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I’m listening to “Hungry Like The Wolf” by Duran Duran on #xiialive

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I just dubbed something awesome on @Dubbler. Check it out - http://t.co/d1XdmZtL

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Word! Debuting as a hip-hop star on @Dubbler: http://t.co/28tZfrKk

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I just dubbed something awesome on @Dubbler. Check it out - http://t.co/tatC5CZq

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I just dubbed something awesome on @Dubbler. Check it out - http://t.co/4rg2MwIg

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Okay. This venue is, for the most part, closed. My new show is located at http://t.co/Uejad4CY . See you there!

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...garage door opener is interfering with my microphone. I will move the venue and notify you of the location.

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Okay. This venue is no good because there's something going on with my Twitter account. Someone's cordless phone or...

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I know I'm a little late, but can I still have a free T-shirt?"

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Now I finally understand the joke that courses through the universe like the voice of God Himself: 'No good deed goes unpunished.' ...

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...So how come we killed him or put him in jail or denied him his ticket receipts and now he lives under a bridge?