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20 dmu

[david @cl1nchy]

Wish Drake would stop popping out at festivals I'm not at

[ᴊ*ᴄᴏʙ 😳 @ItsYachabu]

Her: babe can you drop off McDonald’s for me? 🥺

Me : shit I can try

[two whoppers @alexdecunha1]

been a long road from the bottom to the top, but we made it ! thanks to everyone who supports me on the daily, the grind is complete 🤩 @voguemagazine

[david @cl1nchy]

if you don’t post a balcony pic did you even go on holiday

[david @cl1nchy]

who DIDN’T go Amsterdam this year????😂

[J 🏄🏼‍♂️ @rnolddj]

Always get worried sleeping in public incase I start making some weird fucking noises or something

[Sibu Mabena @sibumabena]

In your 20s, 30s and onwards, your friends are starting to lose very close relatives. My generation finds itself not being sure how to help when tragedy strikes. Here are some practical things you can do to be of service to a friend in need during funeral preps... a thread:

[david @cl1nchy]

im too clumsy to get airpods man, the wire holds my shit together

[david @cl1nchy]

refuse to shop at Aldi or Lidl

[Mr B.E @Just_Tambo]

So Christmas with our family this year was slightly different. From the age of 10 my nephew has been helping his mum look after his 6 siblings from changing nappies to cooking, cleaning. He is 20 now. This year my cousin decided to get him exactly he want he wanted..

[david @cl1nchy]

Everyone sending their Christmas messages early this year or something, getting lazy😂😂

[david @cl1nchy]

‘I’ll do my coursework tomorrow’

[wanna see my plants ? @DumbKrisThings]

Heard in the lobby of my dorm

Dude 1: hey dude why weren’t you in Stats?
Dude 2: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea
Dude 1: oh yeah self care dude
Dude 2: yeah dude self care

[david @cl1nchy]

it’s as if Samsung users don’t even try to take good snaps