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girls run the void

[😵‍💫 @cl69420]

my bush did 9/11

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

Yes and I would also add: Deal with as few men as possible. Men are high-maintenance, demand women's labor, and are aging to women. This includes all men, including family and professional contacts. If you are dealing with any man in any capacity, he is planning on calling on your emotional or physical labor. You free up your time by dealing with as few men as possible.

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

P Sherman 42 wallaby way Sydney ahh

[James Vincent @jjvincent]

just remembered some of my favourite recent poetry: journals from medical students dosed with ketamine and their accompanying explanatory notes

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me in the criterion closet:

havent seen it
Dont know what that is
Havent seen it
Havent seen it
Too old
Looks boring
Havent seen it

[😵‍💫 @cl69420]

Pinky and the dehydrated brain

[😵‍💫 @cl69420]

goals as fart

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#TheFarSide

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

This is probably the most common and pervasive way in which little girls are taught to prioritise men and placate them at all costs and little boys are taught that life should revolve around them as adults.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how many days just in general like how many left

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

There is a GAPING HOLE in national weekend news.

GAPING.

[۟ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.