Caroline L

[sage @sagespells]

having a crush is basically giving one person way too much power over your mood. they reply in 30 seconds and suddenly life is good. they take two hours and you're questioning everything.

[𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗮 ☀︎ ⋆⁺(everlarkataang pilled) ♡ @toastbabie29]

this is so pretty omg

[ً @artfuIchaos]

scaring the hoes by having a pure and genuine heart and letting my feelings be known

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[sereia não-binário @szalesb]

*no meio do sexo*
calma amor vou abrir o celular pra ver o tutorial das chinesas

[ro ⋆˚࿔ @_cowbutch]

femme who just giggles at everything i say and calls me cute

[josue 🛰🪩 @oldreclinerx]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
THE TIME IS RIGHT
HARRY PLAYS MSG TONIGHT

[miss orchid @lotuseaterfemme]

thinking about getting butchhandled

[Lu ⚢ @wickedagonyy]

perverted butch x perverted femme

[✯ @sashimicrudo]

I wanna have FUN, I wanna get high, I wanna get DRUNK, I wanna do drugs, I wanna make love, I wanna get FUCKED

[𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒𝑒 @wavee325]

Te quiero coger todos los días pero también te quiero hacer un té con limón y miel cuando estés enferma

[chance swago ͜× @babs_laylow]

I love that nervous little moment before the first kiss. You both know it’s coming.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ has broken the record for having the biggest domestic opening weekend of all-time. ($360M)

It passes ‘Avengers: Endgame.’ ($357M)

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

It's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of making a beautiful girl laugh

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game