Clayton

Whelmed.

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@miradreaamy 12?

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@Murk441 Is the skin IN or ON the human body? 🤔

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@linadreaamy 7+7=14x7=98 shrug

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@holy_schnitt I feel like that just sums up the world, right now. Women thriving, busting their butt while men phone it in, clueless. No?

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@holy_schnitt @cooperownbey @holy_schnitt Google AI says “McDonalds “Demon” sauce - but I was thinking “Easter Bunny Cum?”

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@holy_schnitt Somebody needs Chicky Fingies and Goldfish crackers

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@aiktp_com @holy_schnitt Does ANYONE have a clue what even a little decorum actually is, let alone proper decorum?

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@holy_schnitt You previously tweeted that people will be f*ing in the park, yet you balk when socks come off?

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@holy_schnitt Fun! 🙃

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@holy_schnitt There’s Hamster-@holy_schnitt walking the golden retriever on the wheel, how cute! Should we put a coffee/tea shop on this wheel?

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@holy_schnitt Well, at least that seething will fuel the fire inside you and keep you warm!? 🤷

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@holy_schnitt More winter? I don’t think I can do these 70° Orange County, California winter days anymore, it’s getting really tough!
@holy_schnitt

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@holy_schnitt To clarify, this post isn’t about who’s ON the list, Ellie feels all involved are bad, she’s disgusted as who’s DEFENDING those who are on the list.
How does twitter still exist? No ones communicating here, just always criticizing and misinterpreting . Unfollow!

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@holy_schnitt I’ve heard that “boys only want love if it’s torture”, but I’m not sure where I heard that 🤷 🕶️🫶

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@holy_schnitt “And another thing..,”
“I’ll have you know…”

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@holy_schnitt A plot point that should have been an email? 😆

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@holy_schnitt But you always says you like “left” men!? 🤷

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@holy_schnitt Dang, you’re right! It’s black in there. Huh! 🤷

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@holy_schnitt Switch to the low setting, go out and ignore 30

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@holy_schnitt What about when paper towels or TP tear off the perforated lines!? Similar?