Clarence

ONLY JESUS ||| wanderer wonderer weirdo ||| everyone, everywhere

[Kyle Oesch @k_a_oesch]

Our church, Cornerstone - Portage Park (@ChicagoAnglican) is a vibrant Anglican church that recently suffered substantial flooding.

Would you consider helping us restore our church so we can keep serving our children and community well?

Donate here: https://t.co/OIkyGSiqLj

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

[doing things I’m bad at]
“ugh, I suck at everything”

[doing things I’m good at]
“this doesn’t count because it’s easy for me”

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Hey just as a PSA now that September is starting to wind down

⚠️NOW is the time to start making adjustments to your music listening habits so you don’t look like an absolute loser when the Spotify Wrapped comes out in a few months⚠️

[Ross Douthat @DouthatNYT]

"I have already told some of my friends: When I see you in heaven, there’s only one thing I’m going to ask—Were you good to my son and my wife? Were you there for them? Does my son know you?"
https://t.co/yI3Xkf8tAi

[Clarence @cla7ence]

@twosimpleideas @yananmelo I didn’t know all my animals would be girls so I named my cow Terence and my goat Jacob

[Clarence @cla7ence]

@StephanieSlader She almost got me

[Clarence @cla7ence]

I almost spent $1300 today at the eye doctor and every time I say that out loud I am more in awe with myself that I had the audacity to even consider spending that much money.

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

Crying whilst driving
An oil painting

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

my sleeping schedule isn't even a schedule anymore it's a freestyle

[Clarence @cla7ence]

Adhd:
I wanna read my Bible on my bed but my bed isn’t made and my sheets are dirty but my hamper is full of clean clothes so I need to put those away first so that I can put my dirty sheets in the hamper so I can make my bed with clean sheets so I then I can read my Bible.

[Clarence @cla7ence]

What is the right thing to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door? My knee jerk when I here a knock is always “who is it?” Or “come in” and neither are right in that situation.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!! https://t.co/HCA5ErIpCQ

[Jackie! @jacklyn_uweh]

Well I finally watched Tick Tick Boom.

[Clarence @cla7ence]

I just had a 2 minute phone call and now I need a nap.

[Clarence @cla7ence]

I can’t believe they got Kathy Bates to do promo videos for the merge mansion game.

[92.3 The Fan @923TheFan]

Jaxon Smith-Njigba set a bowl record with 347 receiving yards. That’s not a Rose Bowl record but an all-time record for all college bowls!

[Clarence @cla7ence]

Cut to 2022 New Years Eve me

[Clarence @cla7ence]

My New Years resolution is to read more books than I did last year. I read one book in 2021 so I feel confident I can accomplish this.

[Mike Vielhaber @MVielhaber]

Dear @Browns, This is who you play for the rest of the way. Make Betty proud! #Browns