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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Ahh a beautiful morning… the sun is shining in Florida and the birds are chirping. I think I’ll log onto social media and see the response to my set list last night. This is gonna be awesome!!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’ll do anything for my fans I don’t feel disrespected I feel honored that you guys have such intense connections to certain songs. Don’t worry yall

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The fact that an album with 21 songs the majority of which are 5 minutes long is still in the top 10 is a testament to you guys being the most incredible fans in the world

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

All over England today, hundreds of new councillors with remits that cover potholes, bins and adult social care are going to be meeting to figure out how to stop the boats.

[res judicatie @cat_i_e]

the joining of a run club and then the having of an affair with someone in the run club is a recurring theme in my divorce cases.

[ash🐞⋆˚ʚɞ is gay eddie maxxing @daylightsashley]

since noah came out with the great divide i haven’t listened to anything else is anyone else in the same boat or just me

[the pitt med student⚕️ @robbys_toupee]

Robby was so concerned and caring until he released she’s having a panic attack. Because if HE can show up to work and try to function, then so can she because all daughters are destined to the same hell as their fathers.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

So 79 year old Trump and 76 year old Netanyahu are throwing bombs at the 86 year old Ayatollah who is retaliating. Clearly, the route to world peace is to take over-75 year old men out of the picture.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

Off to the dentist and I have genuinely been using an interdental brush regularly for several months, so I'm fascinated to find out in what new way I am now hygienically inadequate.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?lmao😭

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

Meanwhile in the NHS.

[pegasus @heis_peg]

I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks, I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10PM.

[芽依 @Mei22542]

i'm convinced when you REKINDLE a relationship with someone (friend, family, ex, etc ) something will ALWAYS resurface to show you why you should have left it burned and dried up.

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Most relevant tweet ever maybe

[Qira 🎀 @Qira_997]

the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.

[🛒 @tayhader]

Taylor’s the only artist where she can get slut shamed for 2 decades and then called a conservative tradwife for settling down 😭

[Arteryclips☔️ @Arteryclips]

tbh relationships with men are starting to seem like self harm at this point.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Not being pregnant.