michael ⚜️

good morning gamers🤠

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Cav Senpai @cavannastan]

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

These developers do anything but make the gameplay better 💀

[Thour @ThourCS2]

This is how the NEW Reloading function works.

- It now shows the magazine count
- Early reload discards the whole magazine

GG @CounterStrike

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

NATURE IS HEALING

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

this shit is never getting a gameplay update ever again 💀

[The Fron Jay @FJXSU]

Threw all that shit into the trash compactor, now I need another trade up for all these shitty knives! Maybe I should go on clash!

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@DTruxy congrats dude! DadTruxy inc

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@nitr0 https://t.co/oiqPDfzy0X

This works well as long as u don’t mind static res. Props to this dude

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@sam__glue 🚩NO PREORDERS 🚩

STAY STRONG

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@xpewster and sell subscriptions to cheats on the side to double their income streams

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

defending a company that makes $500m a year from case openings alone is the most small brain take to curse my timeline today

imagine if spotify (same size by rev) shipped an update that randomly skipped songs or stuttered playback

this free to play game will never be good again

[Fossyy @FossyyCS]

Man, I really hate the CS Community sometimes. Valve pushed one of the biggest CS updates in a while that changes literally every animation in the game (over time), and my whole feed is people complaining and crying about how horrible it is. It's a completely new system that obviously needs to be dialed in to make it perfect.

Please get a life :)

You guys wouldn't have survived a day on CSGO Release

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

new bind when the 3000 elo player starts talking shit

[Bubzkji @Bubzkji]

There´s too many people who "ruin" their life by trying to go pro. Sure give it a go from Age 10-20, and you can even take a year or two at your parents or living off savings. I even did that

But there's way too many who've "tasted" or seen pro life, and now think it´s feasible to achieve a long-term solution. It can be an evil circle if you never consider your situation.

Going in as a 25-35 year old - into the "next stage of life" and having 0$ saved, no education, sacrificed friendships and no work experience can be a harsh reality check.

I think it should be more common amongst Semi pros / low tier pros, to get real advice from agents, friends or even previous pros and tell them the reality of the situation.

Not everybody will have the skill or mind to make it. And no not everyone will be a talent, streamer or content creator after their career. It´s the small percentage of pros, not the average retirement.

Be realistic with your ambitions, and try to achieve your dreams. But please realize there´s so much more than CS out there.

[peegirl184 @peegirl184]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@DTruxy bad weekend to be a beer

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@Notluisforsure if you can reach our section I’ll gift you 50 cases to open live

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

Austin Major roll call 🙋🏻‍♂️

Any homies from the collegiate community be sure to say hey!

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@blandtweeter new family tree drink special gonna go nuclear

[michael ⚜️ @clack__]

@sam__glue get back to work, shareholders are counting on you

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

torchy’s tacos rooftop overlooking tiger stadium (LSU campus, baton rouge, LA)

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

When I offer to cover the tab for my friends (I want the Amex points and they’re Venmo’ing me later)