Please make data-driven shopping decisions. Date your TP roll. When empty, note how long it lasted. If your average is 4.25 days & you have a big ass Costco pack in the garage YOU DON’T NEED MORE TODAY. (These are tough times. It is okay to hoard beer.) #COVID19#Hoarding
Is it true that murdering bear 469 is still in the #FatBearWeek bracket? So we will find out if a bear can stand in the middle of the river, eat his opponent and not lose any Fat Bear Week voters? @NatlParkService
@MtStHelensWA First heard this ‘brilliant’ idea in summer 1980 on a call-in radio show in Portland. Older woman was dumbfounded why this hadn’t been done as soon as you started getting belligerent in March 1980. She was so pissed about your ash on her car. Still funny 40+ yrs later.
Good to know guns are not the problem. The media sensationalizing mass shootings is the problem. /s
@Everytown@MomsDemand
Oregon gun control Measure 114 permanently blocked by Harney County judge; state will appeal https://t.co/Bis6yaPTsw
@ewarren Today was the day I learned marshmallows are highly flammable. Thankfully my nephew thought it more prudent to quell the flames then those of us who ran for our phones.
@ConnieSchultz One day before I die someone is going to explain how that canned gelatinous thing is even a thing let alone what passes for food to the misguided. We don't do that to any other fruit.
@aznfusion Driving into Salzburg, Austria got lost (pre GPS). Stopped at a pub. 1st person I see is a kid wearing sweatshirt from my high school…in Oregon. Knew my younger brother.
@WasteManagement I put my service on vacation hold. Now my account is inactive. WM cancelled instead of paused. Chat's only response is I have to enter my account number correctly. No option for human support. How do I get service back on? Customer for 20 years.