Clackastory

A small town kid with a big life! A Tribute to the man, the myth, the legend! #GlessertsNo1Son #saltMonster #DuctKing #daGaffa #parody

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@JPFFFC1980 @TheQuietM4n @Rossco76 @blue_55 Ooo paddy you're hard .....

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@Funboxxxx @jules100974 @PB_1266 @ScotTories @jamiegreeneUK I have heard jules is a banger who sniffs cabbages for fun. (if true this is shocking)

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@rob_k_rfc @bearsdenblunose He's the one doing the negotiations. #MrRangers

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Boys it's getting cold out there. I'm spending my Friday wd40 cleaning my scoop! #saltyBitch #SpreadEm #SpreadDaWhiteStuff

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@NotTaxi I will let you kid on my Mrs is your mate if you help me just move house then? #FairBear

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@NotTaxi ma vans aff the road and I need transport! See if we can sort out a confidential agreement will you be my wheels!? #onlyTheBest #RovingWithRab #wouldntNeedTalksport

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Get them told Mr POTUS! that woman stopped me living my dream and getting the Audi I worked 80 hours a week for. Here's to Boris!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have been very critical about the way the U.K. and Prime Minister Theresa May handled Brexit. What a mess she and her representatives have created. I told her how it should be done, but she decided to go another way. I do not know the Ambassador, but he is not liked or well....

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@bearsdenblunose The big picture at the end of all this will be wee Gibby found, no cunts going to care who found this or who found that. Just that he's found asap as that's all that matters.

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@bearsdenblunose The moral of the post is that you want to divert attention to yourself as you do with many things on social media. It's more about what's been found, not by who that matters in the grand scheme of things.

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Whit a busy week down here at Clack Construction! Running that many homers I have became one! 😳 #ClackyTheConstuctionKing #WishAhadAMarge #gottaFundThatAudi

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@CorrieHamilton A built that

[Clackastory @clackastory]

After getting the neds of the village under control I have moved on to tackle the youths and un licensed castle construction at Ayr beach. Got enough red bull to last the day and ready to rumble! #ClacksOnCall #sandcastlePermitsInspector #NotOnMaWatch

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Well it's about time! Me n ma auld pal have gave the glessert what it needs! A 24/7 shop! #OpenAllHours #VillageGoals #NeedAnewShopSign

[Clackastory @clackastory]

It's all fun and games in this house till some cunt steals my ladder. Ah well that will be me stuck up here like Ann Frank. #ClackInTheAttic #wouldJewBelieveIt

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Well my new tool came today and I don't know what to say. This is not the mega great, all singing, all dancing DeWalt I wanted! Cunt left a note saying "no returns-Dont like it go fuck yoursel" #walkingWayALimp #GlessertPlayboy

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@realDonaldTrump if they are silly enough to think that they can play games with the might of the USA then milk them! Milk them like cash cows! #FUNDtheWALL #ChinaTariffs #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #WeThePeople

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....The only problem is that they know I am going to win (best economy & employment numbers in U.S. history, & much more), and the deal will become far worse for them if it has to be negotiated in my second term. Would be wise for them to act now, but love collecting BIG TARIFFS!

[Clackastory @clackastory]

Yeh all doubted me but A DID IT!!!!! #AudiOwnersClub #HereComesTheBoom #ClackerWayTheSwagger

[Clackastory @clackastory]

@realDonaldTrump speaks the truth! Support our farmers and watch them grow! #MericaRools #GiveMeAyeeeeHaaa #farmersBeforeFoes

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Your all time favorite President got tired of waiting for China to help out and start buying from our FARMERS, the greatest anywhere in the World!

[Clackastory @clackastory]

After hearing you ask for years I finialy give in! @WWE tell @TripleH it's time to PLAY THE GAME! #RealMenPlayWithBalls #HHHippoTime #KingOfKings #BringIt