• clay! •🚦• sanji defense squad •

• watch one piece i am so serious • jealousy is a disease and it needs to be eradicated • chronic retweeter • sanji glazer im not sorry • i block freely •

[• clay! •🚦• sanji defense squad • @clagiarism]

"slut era" i whisper, as i fail a ratio on twitter dot com

[Knife/Don 🔻 || 3/5 @knifebaastard]

"I don't wish death on anyone but-" I do; and it's time y'all do too with bigots instead of thinking death is a terrible thing nobody deserves

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

me, flirting by naming as many pokemon as i can remember but then i realize i dont know that many so i start making them up and hope she doesnt notice: gigasaur, triceratops, bigbunny, um charmancer,

her (thought i said pikmin): wow i only knew blue and yellow and purple…

[fawnie ᥫ᭡. @fawnieexe]

when someone makes a great argument then they just HAVE to use the r slur for some reason

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fvcking raggedy

[🌋💋 @cinelliverse]

One-time purchases

[‎ً @lvlysk]

“This is impossible”

Shows a screenshot of the most possible thing in human history

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

All of the “it loses money so we should get rid of it” people get real quiet once you mention the military

[Mon @icebuko]

DISMANTLE! #JujutsuKaisenModulo

[Kaz @BustaUltimate]

It’s giving

[chaika @chaikaaaX]

Idk
#itafushi #呪術廻戦

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

remember when someone called this his autism expansion 😭😭😭

[SirBogglius @bogglius92142]

Even the worm is uncomfortable

[Luci ✨️ @ DnD Brainrot @piipstachio]

" i need talking to start talking to irls again" and i genuinely start feeling like this the more we talk

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

The 16 year old kid bagging my groceries asked me how my day was going and I said "can't complain" and he responded "probably wouldn't do any good if you did" and honestly that kid is a straight shooter with upper management potential written all over him.

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐲𝐨 @DonAyo_Official]

I need you to NEVER speak sense into anyone again 😭🙏🏾

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes a book or a show is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

my boyfriend was like "you want me to sing you to sleep?" i was like uh you've never sang me to sleep before what's going on here??? and this dude started yodeling like the lil boy from walmart oh my god

[desire @adoredesire]

white people be like i wish humans came in different colors and then say nigga