Claudia Schmitz

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Truth

[MINI @MINI]

MINI drivers are go-kart feeling drivers, agreed?.🚗💨

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

This poster says all you need to know…
https://t.co/zQCN2Sjhi7

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to join a video call:

1. Pace around for twenty minutes
2. Sit down with five minutes to go
3. 30 seconds to go…
4. Click “join meeting”
5. Computer asks you to download some software, change your password, log out, log in, answer some questions and restart, then freezes

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make it rain:

-Hang washing out
-Wash car
-Decide against umbrella
-Nip out for lunch
-Plan barbecue
-Style hair
-Go to seaside
-Water all your plants
-Open the sunroof
-Take a day off
-Have windows cleaned
-Paint fence
-Put cushions out
-Say “should be a nice day”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Quite full, actually” - Translation: I can't move, I'm hallucinating a bit and my body has taken the shape of a balloon.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Proudly waving goodbye at the end of the Zoom call, having contributed absolutely nothing

[Claudia Schmitz @Claines]

Bella - Charcoal on toned paper
#charcoaldrawing #charcoal #figuredrawing #aktzeichnen #drawingart #drawingsofinstagram #kohlezeichnung #blackandwhite https://t.co/MP4lAVRRnZ

[Christian Hering-Junghans @C_HJunghans]

Here are my favorites from last night! What a show, too bad clouds have rolled in tonight. All taken between 9.30 pm and 1 am local time on Feb 26th. west of Rostock.
#Polarlicht_Rostock #aurora #nordlichter @treetanner @NightLights_AM @meteoHRO #rostock #Auroraborealis

[💭 @thinkermariah]

remember when mariah carey

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is ‘apricate’ (17th century): to soak up the warmth of the sun, even in winter.

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Every librarian has at least one patron story that those who don’t work in libraries don’t believe is true

[TU Braunschweig @tuBraunschweig]

Für alle, die gerade das traumhafte Farbspiel über dem Campus der #TUBraunschweig verpasst haben!

📸 Antje Klerings/TU Braunschweig

[Claudia Schmitz @Claines]

❤️
#love

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being asked what’s your favourite song, film or book and immediately forgetting every song, film or book that ever existed.