Clair Casey

chronically early

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

Happy Wednesday!

[c. @CCELL0PHAN3]

Hot girls have that one necklace they never take off

[Clair Casey @Clair_Casey]

How come no one is talking about the neck line on the bucks jersey

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Mustaches are lip filler for men.

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If you don’t agree then you’re going to the doctor for the wrong reason

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Doctors appointments are mostly an opportunity to try out new jokes/material.

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Also while I’m here, remember when Tom Green was the pinnacle of comedy?

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Granted I’m angry tweeting at 2am BUT PSA do not consign with them unless you live to follow up relentlessly for +6 months only for your items to be “lost.” Seeing dozens of similar reviews. @therealreal

[Clair Casey @Clair_Casey]

How come no one is talking about how @therealreal is really just a scam

[paul @paulswhtn]

storm episodes in sitcoms >>>

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I just don’t think you should trust men that show their toes.

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Another idea I’ve been toying with is being a loofah for Halloween. But more specifically the loofah you brought with you your freshman year of college.

[Clair Casey @Clair_Casey]

Halloween costume idea: Jay Leno picking up a cold cut combo from subway.

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But the Wrigley experience is superior

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Cubs fans are corny

[mimi @musingsescape]

@flashmeplz claire is a horse girl name and grimes has horse girl energy

[e @flashmeplz]

grimes’ real name being claire is so funny to me because it explains everything

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Studio lagree is a Medieval torture device

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I would say my favorite genre of films are the ones where jlo is the main character.