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I’m the funniest person I know.

[kCam @kate_cam]

12 year old me trying to prove my worth after all the homies folded their tongues into clovers

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Timothée Chalamet stuns as Kevin from the Backstreet Boys

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

[kCam @kate_cam]

On my couch with a Bernie’s pretzel, Rosati water ice, and Jeopardy on the tube >>>

[yas @adoomies3]

LMFAOOO the accuracy though

[kCam @kate_cam]

Open faced mayo sandwich

[kCam @kate_cam]

When insane clown posse said “fuck preschoolers” I really felt that

[kCam @kate_cam]

I could go for an edible arrangement right now

[kCam @kate_cam]

These can’t be the same knees I was doing the percolator with at st Kev’s dances

[kCam @kate_cam]

He really is a good man

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jeff Bridges pulled up to John Goodman’s Walk of Fame ceremony in the actual Dude sweater — Goodman’s reaction is pure joy. Cinema history hugging it out.
https://t.co/fYv6ZN3SPv

[kCam @kate_cam]

If I was dying and someone with bad breath did CPR on me I wouldn’t be grateful I’d be UPSET

[maybe: clare @clur19]

man if twitter is this fun when the pope gets chosen, imagine what it’ll be like when IT™️ happens

[kCam @kate_cam]

Stole starburst out of my 7 year old nephews Easter basket and it’s 2 oranges

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life

[my gay life updates @orangeskiesfly]

he looks like if they skinned the grinch

[kCam @kate_cam]

@bxmarie__ @drydensdesk I’m happy to show up fake “unplanned” with an “emergency” so you have “no choice” but the catch is that me showing up is actually real and planned and it would be an emergency if you turn this down 🙃

[ella 🪴 @ellaaimagine]

me leaving zoe saldana’s house tonight with the best supporting actress oscar up my ass on my way to give it to ariana grande

[kCam @kate_cam]

I hate it when I pause my tv to check something on my phone real quick and then suddenly it’s 2 hours later, my tv turned itself off, and I’m on the couch in total darkness

[kCam @kate_cam]

You can say what you want about Applebees but the spinach and artichoke dip slaps ever time

[kCam @kate_cam]

Nothing better than a tasteful side boob

[kCam @kate_cam]

Everybody gangsta til it rains and they slip on some yellow traffic paint