Claire 🦒

Married. Mum of one. Love live comedy🥰. Finally got to see MCR play live in May 2022!! Usually tired and probably in my pyjamas. Bit of a Scatterbrain. Talky.

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

When Tom hiddleston first spoke on stage the woman behind was so overcome she had to use her inhaler. 😄 #betrayal

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@O2 hi I have had plus plans for years but am only now getting data rollover. Is this a new feature please? I also have a 30g plus plan but it only rolled over 10gb despite there being way more than that left

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Ooh no. The girl said rhe right thing, xander then repeated it and changed it. Then they were marked on his pronunciation. #pointless

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@TheOverBorders Oh vic I’m so sorry. I don’t come on twitter much any more so I didn’t know. Sending love x

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

Ah yes. #houseofgames. The show that hates intelligent women. It’s Angela barnes all over again. Richard even said let’s see if we can get a new winner. 😏

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@SClubBethan As long as she’s happy now x. I can’t quite believe I’ve known you that long. I remember when you were soooo poorly with both kids before they were born

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

Watching #badnanny on iPlayer. I remember her on TikTok and she was wholly convincing, so no wonder everyone fell for her lies in real life. I remember feeling so shocked when the story broke. I now know she couldn’t lie straight in bed!

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@danielgoyal It does say that you may see results you haven’t discussed with your doctor as a disclaimer but I still think it’s a bad thing. You should be able to block the bad stuff until a
Doctor has had chance to speak to you.

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

Little assholes that don’t even live in this road have been wanging a tennis ball back and forth in our road for ages, pinging it off parked cars and in gardens, and screaming their heads off. Just gone out and told them to go away. They went. Good

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@Pops__o She’s been 25 for a while now but she’s the same school year x

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@Binnibobs 🤢

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What’s with westermann’s chin on hands pose? Ugh #universitychallenge

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

Talking to Americans on any social media platform is exhausting 🤯

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

Update. My Amazon parcel turned up. Who knew that ‘left in letterbox’ was the same as ‘left under side gate’ 🙄

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

The one time I decide to have something delivered to the house rather than the locker and Amazon let me down 😩

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@fatpants0211 Nope don’t like any of it as a never smoker 😬

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

It’s always better the devil you know isn’t it? Old chain smoker neighbour gone. New neighbour is a pothead. Help.

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@DianaAitch It’s just vile 🤢

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@fatpants0211 I’d rather choose the aromas I want. Pot smells gross

[Claire 🦒 @clairabellejp]

@_Janet_ It’s just gross 😩