Hit By a Car Claire

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6 months ago, I was hit by a car on a run while listening to #RAANAP. Today, I PR'd in the half marathon, also while listening to RAANAP. Consistency is key. Thanks @robcesternino @Keev26 💖

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@hifromgrace Got a million podcast ads for Mobland and actually watched it, it’s decent

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I’m so glad Canadians all somehow collectively decided to stop pretending that we say “eh”

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Overheard a woman say “happy new year” in the office today and I think I physically recoiled

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Theoretically, Hit By a Cab Claire does have a good ring to it, but that doesn’t mean I want it to happen

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The temptation to reinstall TikTok for the first time since 2023 just so that I can brag about having access to the forbidden fruit…

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How to talk to your boyfriend

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Final tally: zero

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I think my new goal for 2024 is to see how few movies I can watch

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Do you create a diagram to show your friends where to find street parking when they visit you or are you normal

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I use ellipses like a boomer in my work correspondence, and you know what? I’m not sorry. I HOPE it makes people a little nervous…

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My therapist said that she thinks I would do well in municipal politics. On one hand, that’s a terrible idea, but on the other hand, it would be terrific for her continued job security…

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That 1 keeps me up at night

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@SaraNoir_ At all! But I’ve made up for it by watching plenty of TV lol

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I had a nightmare that i accidentally watched a movie and ruined this year-long dumb bit… but I’m still going strong

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We are now halfway through the year and I have watched zero (0) movies

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@bobkafox That’s one I would like to see!

[Hit By a Car Claire @clairathon]

We are now halfway through the year and I have watched zero (0) movies

[Hit By a Car Claire @clairathon]

I think my new goal for 2024 is to see how few movies I can watch

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I don’t think I would ever go into politics, but I DO possess the ability to talk confidently in response to a question for 60-90 seconds without really answering it

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I thought I could, but when I looked it up it was something completely different

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without looking it up, can you hear this in your head from reading the screenshot?

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Mentally I am here

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Switching to my big winter coat cons:
⁃the cold is here to stay
⁃Depressing!

Switching to my big winter coat pros:
⁃I can fit an entire six inch subway sandwich in my pocket

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@stephenfishbach On the other hand, this was definitely “for me”

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Going sober late at night into a place where a bunch of drunk people are getting food and trying to act extra non-drunk while ordering so you can get an imaginary gold star from the employees