standish Raymond

this guy can’t spell sisyphus

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Thought I was finna be Hercules but proud to be Sysphius

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Just had a crazy poem idea keep it on the dl but basically it kinda has different images and symbolism n maybe connects those to a dream or something

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11:30 am @ cafe loudly singing along to the aux like I’m at a bar

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New yoga instructor here, how do I better deal with all the hecklers? They’re so mean and I never have a witty response

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Bad Will Hunting: it is your fault. It is your fault. It is your fault

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@filluppeeeno This is 🔥🔥🔥

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Learning and growing, cool new facts on the Nitrotype articles

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Driving a car crazy you can kill anyone you got a killing machine. Use this power only for the common good

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It's getting late in the summer, and YOU haven't done enough networking yet. CONNECT WITH EVERYONE ON LINKEDIN WHO SHARES YOUR FULL NAME NOW!

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Youth nowadays think job opportunities will be served to them on a silver platter. Get creative with your networking! Start off by connecting with everyone on LinkedIn who shares your full name

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Yes I love apples, yes I love bananas. We ALL on our apples and bananas wave rn. One thing about apples and bananas you now they gon buss.

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Just had a crazy poem idea keep it on the dl but basically it kinda has different images like a raisin in the sun n stuff n maybe connects those to a dream if it ws kinda like deferred or something,circling round the fragility of hope type shit n impact of systematic oppression

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Going out is only about fun for people who live passively, complacent, drifters in life’s current. I’m in the lab. Getting better at dancing. Trying new dance moves. Sweating. Grinding.

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Yeah its springtime & im a great big sweaty man

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Fuck bro

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The goal of investing is break even

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One thing about water is you know it's gon be acting polar as hell

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This dude driving 30 next to me is deadass on reels

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You can look at all the songs you used to listen to. You can listen to them now.

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0 bangers produced thus far

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Biggest reason I needa get a well paying job is all the things I misplace not having such a financial burden

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This was some heat lil guy

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Another cover that I wouldn’t release while I’m at it
From 7th grade

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Alright fellas let’s revisit this. Statues of the Buddha show him to be fat, but not because he’s an ugly fat guy. It is a sign of health, food to eat, etc.

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*walking past a broad in Buddha beauty standard times*

Goddamn ahah I’m full as hell lol