claire ackerman

milk before cereal, not sorry bout it

[claire ackerman @claireackerman_]

just found out @ShaneCompany is not only located in Minnetonka at 394 & Hopkins Crossroad and in Woodbury at I-94 & Radio Drive, but is in 14 different states... and I really thought I had a friend in the diamond business

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Same

[claire ackerman @claireackerman_]

Throwback to the time I accidentally slept in my contacts and woke up thinking my vision had restored itself

[claire ackerman @claireackerman_]

I'm so proud of myself

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

just dance had no business making that stupid ass Rasputin dance so hard

[lanta @eIanta]

the mosquito looking at me after I slapped the shit out of it

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Me: I hate drama

Also me when there’s drama:

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

[Kelsey Street @kels_1124]

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂

[zoë101 @ZoeMarie_625]

my professor decided to make us all cry this morning

[uhhh @theyolker]

eating toast is such a dangerous game like once you eat one piece you just want another

[kardi @karriganmiguess]

when ur opening gifts and ur mom says “lemme see it”

[Texas 🤘🏽 Boy @FlyAir4]

When someone holding the door open for you but you a little ways away:

[samantha @milkygoddess]

anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves

[grace ackerman @graceackerman_]

sometimes i have to remind myself where i am bc ill be doing something really fricken weird and then i realize that im in the middle of target shaking two cans of spray cheese while singing the suite life on deck theme song