Claire Beshaler

there’s always money in the banana stand

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

When ur friends are roasting you and hit one of your insecurities

[Connor Happer @ConnorHapper]

So I guess some kids found out that Luke Wilson was playing golf in the Sandhills and tried to get him to stop by the school. He did.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

babe is everything ok? aragorn just kicked the uruk-hai helmet and you didn't even look over to tell me viggo really broke his toes filming that scene

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Hannibal Lecter: Tell me, Clarice, do you know why they call it "girl dinner" the papers won't say
Clarice: Girls online... don't eat a nutrious enough meal sometimes
Lecter: And do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ever find yourself at 8pm eating just strawberries and cheese?
Clarice, voice breaking: yes

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

wrong

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

@maxidude84 The blue on you is 😚🤌🏼

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

UPDATE: @KelloggsUS says it’s permanently replacing most of 1,400 workers who went on strike over a new system that cuts workers' pay & benefits.

This is despite record profits during the pandemic & employees working 80+ hours/week. Here are some Kelloggs brands to keep in mind

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

@sarakate_sports It’s been midnight sun my last three flights

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

It me :’) it Nic :’)

[Omaha World-Herald @OWHnews]

”I didn't want it to scream 'wedding' and I wanted to be able to reuse everything that we bought or made," Claire Peterson said.

Their guest book was a set of cornhole boards that they've already gotten great use out of.

More from @mduceyOWH: https://t.co/UdMJC9HzV5

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

Tell me what I did to get Harry Styles stan account notifications on my company’s Twitter and that’s it

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

He was the blueprint

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

*A Novel By Chris Harrison

#TheBachelor

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Why is this season literally like a Clique novel

#TheBachelor

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

Dear @codyko and @thenoelmiller, all I want for Christmas is the Sofia long sleeve tee. But it’s been sold out. Forever. And I am sad.

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

Time wasn’t real this year so I spent most of my days listening to early 2000s pop punk and one (1) song from Billie Eilish to drown out the pain.

GREAT year, very nice 👍🏼

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

Thank you, Spotify wrap for telling me everything I need to know about the people I associate with

[Claire Beshaler @clairebeshaler]

My vibes are colliding