claire "B.S." mo

ghost writer - writer who is a ghost

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

have u emptied ur recycle bin lately?

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

... but I mean it was the first one I'd ever done, gimme a break, you know!

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

Mike, "It looks like a prison tattoo😁"
Me, with the needle still in hand, holding down his thigh with the other, and squinting at him, "I think you mean charmingly DIY"
Mike, "yeah exactly!"

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I do not understand the $$$ people are willing to pay for these patterns. Girl, it’s beige

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

@Fidomobile my cell network is downnnn and I need it for worrrrk. Fix it plz

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

What's on my menu for the past four days?
aperitif: amoxicillin (true to the term, a liquid form, to whet the palette)
entrée: ketorolac tromethamine
for dessert: min-ovral
and digestif? mashed potatoes and gravy. neat, no rocks, no heat.

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

practiced EFT for the first time today and realized "OH this is why putting on make up feels so soothing". Regular make up wearers be unblocking their emotions and releasing spiritual energy every time they put on concealer. Damn.

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

Interview me. I'm very interesting.

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

Young people are so supportive and nice to each other nowadays. Like... wtf is that about?

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

I'd like to bleach your opinions out of my mind, but mold and stains be tricky bastards like that

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

I cried when Nicolas Cage found the treasure at the end. Soooooooooo. Mm.

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

gonna charge some water by the light of the moon tonight cuz i'm crazy and also bored

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

at midnight on boxing day i pierced my forehead with a metal dart.
by accident, to be clear.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

🤪

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

spent a little time fortifying the energetic castle

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

Anti-masker: you can’t live in fear!

Me, a person with anxiety: well that’s just not true

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

the first snow of the year is on the first day of winter here AND tonight is the great conjunction of saturn and jupiter.
the witchy vibes are overwhelming. I am overwhelmed.

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

mike, please pick up from save on: corn meal, gun powder, ham hocks, and guitar strings

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

i'm having one now

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

i have manic episodes about music

[claire "B.S." mo @clairebsmo]

also patti smith