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hmu if you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

[sprinkles @clairecatlin]

@PeaceRoseShephe DAMN maybe fill it with something that’s a ridiculous color or like…. Yarn?

[sprinkles @clairecatlin]

@NightValeRadio But I already hit my quota for the year!!!

[sprinkles @clairecatlin]

@WomensArtForAll Monty python

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

A parliament of owls. A senate finance committee of pigeons. A breakout panel of guinea hens. A brainstorm session of cardinals.

[sprinkles @clairecatlin]

@ColtHandsome I haven’t tried the glue, the tape I use hasn’t ripped off hair but leg hair might be different…. If you’re willing to experiment I say try a test patch before going for it

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Feudal culture is literally so toxic. It’s just like tithes tithes tithes and I have no time to write my screenplay and it just seems like the lords don’t even give a fuck about serfs and like I just feel like I’m breaking down & like I’m lowkey different from all the other serfs

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@xboygeniusx @phoebe_bridgers Track two ends with ft Hozier! (The exclamation point bc they accidentally put one too many stars)

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@sorrelquest The Pizza of Omelas

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

mondays

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@ICareAbt5Things @s4m31p4n Came here to say this 🫡🫡

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@historyinmemes France

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@soaprunsfast I thought it was our year but I didn’t go to school Halloween senior year, I just heard he kept DMing people who tagged him in their insta photos

[sprinkles @clairecatlin]

@EwdatsGROSS @djinh Could be a liability thing?

[gill @contactabrother]

ur honor u lowkey weren’t there

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

it's cute how they call arugula "rocket" in europe because they never figured out how to go to space and that word was open

[trash jones @jzux]

hey the shut the fuck up factory called. it’s time to clock in