Abby Claire Miller

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[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

@TylerHarrison95 I stayed home with my animals too!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“watch for deer” is the Midwest way of saying “I love you”

[Tyus D. Williams @sciencewithtyus]

Aside from this pangolin tearing through wall like a graham cracker an interesting thing about this tweet are the genuine comments of people not knowing an animal like this existed. How do we improve peoples awareness of critically endangered animals around the world? #scicomm

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

@megshort417 And then there's my school that has it's own line of carpeting for its buildings

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

@Mariska4ever87 @GuidingEyes Happy birthday! 🎈🎉

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[Gabrielle @Gabrielle_KB]

Tell motorcyclists to stop being assholes on the road instead

[Kaylin @Kaylin_14]

If you shame girls for liking Pumpkin Spice Lattes because “it’s generic” I hate to burst your bubble, but playing fortnite all day isn’t exactly unique

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

You

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Too few people realize that Roe v. Wade is a 2-sided coin. It protects a woman’s liberty to choose *whether or not* to bear a child. Relegating that choice to the state isn’t a PRO-LIFE move but an ANTI-LIBERTY move. If a state can say “stay pregnant!” it can also say “abort!”

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

@Gabrielle_KB And playing their music 🙄

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

Now I dress like a 60-year-old dad who secretly does drag on the weekends. https://t.co/NSyxMLYuc6

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

I either want to dress like I'm a housewife in 1961 or a grungy roadie in 1984. Nothing in between.

[Seattle Aquarium @SeattleAquarium]

Look out, we have new creatures at the Seattle Aquarium. These Pacific spiny lumpsuckers use their modified pelvic fins to form a suction cup which can adhere to kelp, rocks and other surfaces. Needless to say, they will be sticking around this weekend so be sure to visit.

[Anna Bianco @AnnaCainBianco]

Happy Saturday! Syphillis looks a lot like ramen noodles

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

Grill fork with testicles https://t.co/zjGWVTXh8f

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

Blac Chyna out here built like a grill fork

[Abby Claire Miller @clairedanger]

@JFleshyFlesh76 @kimmypidohair It's either cancer or HIV

[Student Life at Ohio State @StudentLifeOSU]

Yesterday, we talked to members of three student orgs that train and connect service animals with people who need them. 4 Paws for Ability, Pets for Vets and Guiding Eyes for the Blind give back to their community - while hanging out with pups all day! #NationalPuppyDay

[Student Life at Ohio State @StudentLifeOSU]

Through Guiding Eyes for the Blind, Abby and Becca train dogs for people who are blind or vision-impaired. They help equip these pups with the confidence that every @GuidingEyes dog needs! Learn more about the org at https://t.co/6FXxykMS61 #NationalPuppyDay