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ex ex-vegan

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@heavenandhales I’m sorry but I can’t afford anymore guests at my wedding I’m poor

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@casiecombs8 this tweet >

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@shells_yeah You really tweeted this from the bar while we were doing the Macarena?

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

Checked my bank account and none of it was fraud it was all me damn

[clar @clairedietrich_]

I do😔

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

If my nipple wants to come out of my swimsuit at the beach who am I to stop her

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@shells_yeah @ColourPopCo 😩😩😩

[shel🐝 @criebabycancer]

🥳

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@heavenandhales @Burckyy We listen to Wobble in my class...

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[William H. Macy @WilliamHMacy]

Goodbye Shameless. End of an era. Finale this Sunday on Showtime.

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@heavenandhales Feels biased

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

People who had to get vaccinated to go to kindergarten are shocked you have to get vaccinated against a virus that is still causing global pandemic. Truly living in an idiocracy

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Reminder: 1994 was the last time a major gun safety law passed the US House and Senate.

[clar @clairedietrich_]

@heavenandhales I’m not hot

[Lydia Bean @LydiaBeanLee]

In 6 weeks Texas is having a special election (yes, on a Saturday!) to fill an open seat to Congress. Trump only won this seat by 3%. I'm a mom, small business owner, and community leader. Please RT and tell your friends so we can spread the word about this important race.

[Peter Hicks @poggs]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up the last eleven or so months of your regular life, being careful and socially distancing, could very well be the reason somebody else is alive today - and it will *always* have been worth it.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

If the Catholic Church won’t marry same sex couples then explain this

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

memory is so weird like why am I nostalgic for that apartment where I was so depressed I never got out of bed