claire

[claire @clairedkins]

Sarah has been found safe! Thank you all for your help! @MissingKids

[claire @clairedkins]

@danielroaart @MedSpeed any response? Does this man represent your company?

[claire @clairedkins]

@Starbucks When someone brings you coffee. That someone is Starbucks taking all my money.

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[Papa Johns @PapaJohns]

Just ordered @PapaJohns! Use promo code PAPATRACK for 25% off your next regular menu price order. U.S. & Canada online only. #PizzaMood

[kim @KimmyMonte]

son: mommy what’s a podcast?
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You shouldn’t need a Bible to tell you to protect our planet, but it does anyway.

(h/t to @RELEVANT mag for source excerpts that I adapted for the previous tweet)

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“Genesis 1: God looked on the world & called it good not once, not twice, but seven times.

Genesis 2: God commands all people to “serve and protect” creation.

Leviticus: God mandates that not only the people, but the land that sustains them, shall be respected.”

[claire @clairedkins]

@SouthwestAir Nope still on hold

[claire @clairedkins]

@SouthwestAir cancelled the flight I paid for with my voucher from my last cancelled flight with them.... full circle I guess #neveragain #guessimmissingwork

[claire @clairedkins]

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself. 13/10
(IG: golden.teddie)

[claire @clairedkins]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[dylan @daverds]

me rn

[Jeremy Art @cspanJeremy]

Plant removal prior to POTUS statement.

[claire @clairedkins]

Gotta love the sound of PTC teens on golf carts rushing past my window trying desperately to make their midnight curfews #ptc

[sorry that was my bad @saylor_allie]

Me, flirting

[Nathan Palmer @that1nathankid]

One thing you notice from a careful rewatch of 30 Rock is that it is just as hilarious as it was 10 years ago.