cLAiRe

livin’ laughin’ and lovin’

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

Men do not deserve to sit at booths

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“Yeah…that’s a big glas”
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“It’s okay , all I have to do is get my dryer out of the laundry”

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

taylor swift is the number 1 polluter of the earth

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

[tracy chapman voice] you gotta fat ass

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

you guys remember flappy bird?

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i’ve never understood people that don’t put their name on their paper

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

please sir, spare some milligrams

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

costco is the equivalent of the cornucopia in hunger games

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

happy meals should start having vapes be the toy #getthemstartedyoung

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

@AlexanderR__00 are you a millennial

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free bird on the tooth tunes 🪥

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It’s a waning gibbous rn

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

calabassas gives you psoriasis

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because it’s not a tuesday it’s a wednesday

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“ i am not calling chevron to see if they have denim condoms “

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

“vegetables jumping on a black screen youtube”

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i think an edible a day is a good way to keep the doctor away

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

hold on sorry, i was simulating

[alexito @AlexanderR__00]

Matty healey IS ONLY 34?!

[cLAiRe @clairedoucet_]

@AlexanderR__00 that’s what i’m saying….