phil dunphys wife

closets closets closets

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Why hasn’t every stranger who has walked by me wished me a happy birthday I am wondering

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Who decided to make college four years and not one thousand

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I wish my IUD had an AirTag

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Ms Teagues is my outfit inspiration

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Bout to do a spooky dookie in stackers pub rn

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Bros getting off at the college of education 😹😹😹😹 it’s 1:15 AM

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

How many aura points did I lose when I pulled a tampon out along with my phone to scan myself into the cash register for the whole line to see

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I hate the NFL

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I love when Sabrina says the good ones are deceased or taken bc I get to think about tallguy45

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I hate Olivia rodgeio so bad her singing hottogo made me angry

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

My toxic trait is as soon as I get a little (a lot) of alcohol in me I just wanna party

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I believe it is about that time of year when I need to rewatch glee

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

I would do questionable things for Tillamook Neapolitan ice cream

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Think I just got dumped 😵‍💫😔

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Nothing can touch the confidence of a grandmother singing a song that she’s never heard in her life

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

That espresso riff trend on tik tok sounds so bad idc like please stop doing it

[phil dunphys wife @clairedunphyirl]

Are you even LBTG E I E I O?????

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middle school was lowkey fun asf i was ugIy as hell tho