claire

bfa mt ‘23 | she/her | don’t really know what’s going on

[claire @claireebowder]

wet beef with a side of buttered egg noodles

[claire @claireebowder]

was a witness for an apple juice box wedding this morning 🫡

[claire @claireebowder]

“i was baptized so i could go to the good preschool”

[claire @claireebowder]

*opens phone camera*
“it’s just like glasses!!”

[claire @claireebowder]

hi. it happened again. another audition submitted in march but i just realized today that it’s actually due in may. maybe i just look really dedicated? lol

[claire @claireebowder]

thought i had an audition due today, but it’s actually due july 20…which is fine except this also happened to me in march when it was actually due in may. now i’m convinced i don’t know how months work.

[claire @claireebowder]

pro tip: don’t step on your own foot with the heel of your laduca (it’ll leave a bruise)

[claire @claireebowder]

i found out today that i’ve been wearing my left contact inside out for the past three days… no wonder it’s been uncomfortable

[claire @claireebowder]

just started my first break between shows (a whole 2 weeks) and i already don’t know what to do with myself

[claire @claireebowder]

@AidanBeerbower @DJ_Deepdish i laughed more than i should have i think

[claire @claireebowder]

@andknick @sighlee16 i have it! but thank you!

[claire @claireebowder]

said that i wanted to further my skills/knowledge as a director in 2025, and i walk into an estate sale today and find a handful of plays and a book on directing

[claire @claireebowder]

starting another streak of getting sick every month! month number 2 babyyyy🥴😷

[claire @claireebowder]

“you sound like the penguin from toy story 2”
me, apparently:

[claire @claireebowder]

born to frolic

[claire @claireebowder]

my google search history is full of “how to/what is _______ in animal crossings”

[claire @claireebowder]

i’m back at the point of trying to decide if i should cut or grow out my hair

[claire @claireebowder]

“by the way, you wore millennial socks today”

[claire @claireebowder]

nothing compares to the magic and thrill of auditioning in-person

[claire @claireebowder]

~temporarily~ moving back to washington tomorrow 🤭