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[CB @claireeeeeex]

I’m so buzzing that it’s spring and it’s dry outside. I’ve had the patio doors open for 2 days already and it’s the best feeling.

[Jack @jackp593]

If you’re worried about getting the AstraZeneca vaccine because 40 people out of 17m have reported a (most likely unrelated) clot 👉🏼 do not read the leaflet in a box of Paracetamol!

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

A barbershop rendition of Beautiful Girls by @SeanKingston 🤔

@TheSnuts come through with the definition of an Unexpected Cover for @Scott_Mills & @Chris_Stark 😂

[CB @claireeeeeex]

@tylerannan This is quite possibly the best cover ever 😂

[CB @claireeeeeex]

2 mornings in a row that Ellie has slept til after 8am and I am feeling FRESH

[CB @claireeeeeex]

I’m actually super buzzing for my new job now! Fingers crossed it happens soon 🤞🏻

[CB @claireeeeeex]

To hoover and wash the floors or to watch Greys Anatomy while Ellie naps???

[CB @claireeeeeex]

My child has decided she no longer likes bread. How do I return her?

[CB @claireeeeeex]

So buzzing for Primark to reopen. I need cheap clothes in my life. Spending far too much online.

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Definition of being a parent: wiping a bogie off your child’s nose WITH YOUR FINGER so that she doesn’t rub it on your only clean pair of jeans

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Getting a little habit of going for a nap when Ellie does on a Friday morning. This working full time and having a tiny human is v tiring 😩😴.

[CB @claireeeeeex]

I’d do anything to go back to bed right now 😴😴😴

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Got up early while Ellie was awake for her bottle and had my shower then so I wouldn’t disturb her or Craig... now I’m currently downstairs on my 2nd coffee and they’re both sleeping soundly 😩😴

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Now she’s pulled her socks off and trying to put them back on her feet 😩

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Just told Ellie off for trying to pull down her monitor when she’s supposed to be napping and I said “now it’s sleep time, good night” and she bloody WAVED at me. How did I raise such a cheeky madam???

[CB @claireeeeeex]

I’m just mad that I’m having to walk 10mins to work. It’s not the end of the world. But surely security has something better to do than stand and stop staff members driving into the car park???

[CB @claireeeeeex]

So what I don’t understand is why we aren’t allowed to park on hospital grounds just now. Who else needs the parking spaces? There’s no visitors allowed!

[CB @claireeeeeex]

Mum guilt is real this week 😭😭😭😭 just want to be home with my baby