Claire Elizabeth

Southside, Chicago 🌷

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Anyone with a PC open to letting me play 5 hours of Waterpark Simulator? Just putting some feelers out there.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Let me go to sleep, not me fixing up my Halloween costume at 9pm. I feel like my mom getting a poster board the night before a presentation. Thank god for my brother. If I don’t win this contest I will riot.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Don’t know about you guys but that last rent payment… and the 15th is a Monday?

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Being a manager is not for the weak and I am not the Lords strongest soldier 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

And once again, the Coachella fomo turns into purchasing Lollapalooza tickets.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

I hate to brag but I’m tied for #2 in our March Madness pool. With 4 other people. A win is a win what can I say.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

The only thing that could ruin this St. Patrick’s day in Chicago is a Bears trade….

[Marquette University @MarquetteU]

🦅 #WeAreMarquette!!

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Please know I am the most annoying person at the company March Madness party. Wearing a Wade jersey and pulling stats out of my ass.

[Marquette Men’s Basketball @MarquetteMBB]

What's Important Now

@rwbaird | #MUBB

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Nature is being restored, I can hear “I Wanna Be Your Man” blasting down the street. Unsure if they’re driving a Polaris or a Can-Am three wheeler.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Sharing insane Hinge stories with my friend brings me joy. We both agree that “ni*** ask about me” in the job section is not landing how you think it is.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

My current favorite clap back is something to the effect of: call your benefits rep cause you need your vision checked. Bonus points if you call out the insurance company by name.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Pray for me, I have carpal tunnel syndrome 😔

[Lorin Cox @CoxSports1]

The Justin Fields vs. Caleb Williams quarterback debate in Chicago feels like a political battle at this point

So I made political attack ads for both of them, as though they’re candidates who need your vote this spring:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Surviving through the Chicago winters for spring on the other side.

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Adulting Chapter 45: Repurposing Wine Into a Dish Because You Actually Don’t Like Cabernet Sauvignon And Refuse To Waste Twenty Dollars So You’ll Be Having Italian Food All Week

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

“I deserve a little treat, today was so stressful” proceeds to spend $400 on what was supposed to be a “little treat”

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

Had to pause the tv cause I thought this was North West.

[Brooklyn White-Grier @brooklynrwhite]

she's taking it

[Claire Elizabeth @claireeelizzy]

I become an NFL analyst every February. This year, however, I’m only invested in the Usher concert.