Business Claire

Comedy/illustrations/dog/media. Former Friedman. She and her and hers.

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An investigation:

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@ariellatova I deeply believe that our friend Frank thought it would be a funny thing to do, and he's right.

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@namitamita THERE'S A BANNER OF YOU!

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Hey are you in hashtag #losangeles and do you like hashtag #comedy and hashtag #trivia? You should come to my extremely excellent show on Thursday:

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@ohJuliatweets Do you have a podcast mattress? That was the answer for me. I wound up getting a different, better podcast mattress.

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@JamesFallows I heard the plane actually *did* fall out of the window.

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@chrislhayes https://t.co/hRhCCbDCHW

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@ariellatova Yes as a general rule I will be happily insane about this specific pasttime

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@ariellatova omg I thought this person was reading one of *my* outlines and I panicked

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"Hey Cillian, you're the titular lead in the biggest movie of your career. Wanna change your IMDB picture from this emo headshot from 2005?"

"MMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm nope!"

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"Hey Cillian, you're the titular lead in the biggest movie of your career. Wanna change your IMDB picture from this emo headshot from 2005?"

"MMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm nope!"

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Jokes on all y'all* this worked

*by which I mean me, being nervous

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Do I know anyone at Wikimedia?

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Cannot express how delighted I was to listen to Decoder Ring this morning and hear that Katie Shepherd and I had the exact same experience the first time we tried to mosh. Flogging Molly concert, jumped in, lasted about 20 seconds. Great episode. @Slate https://t.co/y1fUlNKkZw

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AI will identify the bug, but it won’t give you this flawless commentary.

https://t.co/GNBNe9gQ5f

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Biden administration just announced it will automatically cancel the education debt for 804,000 borrowers — for a total of $39 billion in relief.

The debt cancellation is a result of the admin's fixes to repayment plans.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

https://t.co/iO4yaaGyTv

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A mere 3 years and 10 months later I have successfully ordered some wedding photos, please clap

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Listening to a neverending playlist of podcasts to drown out the screaming part of my brain while I work on my little assignments

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Brad: Great news, I watched a scene from the Barbie movie and it was wonderful
Me: Aw yeee
Brad: Can I tell you…I don’t think I want to see Oppenheimer. Why would I want to be sad! I’m sad enough! Barbie is happy!

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I like my drinks like I like my men: kinda girly.

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ngl I laughed so hard at this I threw up a little