Clarice Macbeth

Here’s looking at you, kid

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

7am Wallan to SC: this dude’s scooter gets a seat AND he didn’t even pay for the seat his ass is in (he told the conductor he didn’t have data on his phone and couldn’t top up his myki, only to be on TikTok 5seconds after she walked away) 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ @vline_seymour

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

#nolessthan3carriagesforSeymour @vline_seymour @VLine

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

1637 peak hour service from SC to SEY is 2 carriages. WT actual F @vline_seymour! We haven’t left SC yet, commuters are already standing (with 3 metro pick up stops to go) and I have a woman sitting on top of me 🤦‍♀️

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

@vline_seymour Thanks for letting me know. It would be great if delay info was posted on X and/or the app. A lot of confused and annoyed commuters on the platform this morning. A little bit of communication would have gone a long way.

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

Hey @vline_seymour! The 615am Wallan to Southern cross is currently 18min late. Anyone going to tell us what’s going on?!? #communicationiskey

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

This is utterly ridiculous @vline_seymour. Hundreds of people on the platform for the 1705 train (it’s 1700), still no sign of boarding, the train has been sitting on the platform for at least 30 and you’ve cancelled the next peak hour service. Get your fucking shit together!!

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

Seriously @vline_seymour!!! 2 carriages for a Tuesday morning. Just because your sprinter trains can travel independently does not mean there should be any less than 3 carriages! Start looking after your customers!

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

6 carriages for Waurn Ponds with an empty platform but 3 carriages for Seymour with a platform as full of people as a metro stop. Thanks @vline_seymour You guys really know your customers 🤦‍♀️ 🚊 #squishedinlikesardines

[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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[Clarice Macbeth @clairefactor]

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