Claire Gooberger

she/her

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time

[Brett @brett_haffner]

5th Inning ‘Peace Be With You’ was a movie

[nel @silicanel]

je le comprends
imagine t’es un musicien à l’époque et tes concurrents directs sortent ça on a random tuesday
de quoi se CHIER dessus je pleure

[sarah @mrsboourns]

What if the European soccer fans who insist on walking to MetLife during the World Cup end up finding Jimmy Hoffa's body

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The cross is part of the mission. The imperialist occupation of the world is disrupted from within; the violence that until now has been the law is unmasked. The poor, imprisoned, and rejected Messiah descends into the darkness of death, yet in so doing He brings a new creation to light. #HolyThursday

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

Margot Robbie Cathy was dressed like a pro wrestler whose gimmick is Mrs. Claus

[chef quibs @quibvs]

Paul Atreides: I killed my grandfather and started a holy war that’s now out of my control

ChatGPT that somehow survived the Butlerian Jihad: That’s fine — You were in survival mode.

[Warning: Tenacious Door @itsevidentvery]

Mods are asleep, post a "Wuthering Heights" take

[Aleks Phoenix @AleksPhoenix]

Happy Valentine's Day

[elle 🦭 @2axelbot]

the good thing about figure skating being a niche sport is the amount of power i have over my irl circle during the olympics. you Will cheer when i say you should cheer

[Lee @whamiac]

I will not pursue a masters in library and information science

[g @wonderzfilm]

haven’t stopped thinking about them

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no... i was promised freedom... please... i thought i was free... i have a family...

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.

[Yuval Abraham יובל אברהם @yuval_abraham]

Odeh just died. Murdered.

[lu ~ @blueefirefly]

buckingham nicks being rereleased 52 years later 🥹🥹🥹 these babies must be so proud 🤍

[lb ✩🕊️❤️ @bigstarslove]

a lil something to take the edge off