planet claire

slow and silly wins the race

[Georgia Soccer @UGASoccer]

🎶 Don't know about you, but we're feeling 2⃣2⃣ 🎶

#GoDawgs 🐾

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Wicked was fabulous. I'm holding space for aWoAHHHohhAHHHHH. PERIOD!

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

If you ever seen me complaining about Hollywood lack of original films just know this was the exception

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Americans will do anything but suggest building a train.

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you lack wonder. some of you have never googled "how much does a cloud weigh"

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

Parasocial Olympics happening on Nov 2nd

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The angel and devil on my shoulders if they slayed

[James @CaucasianJames]

most of us will never know what it’s like to dazzle in denim

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Oprah's about to tell us there's a democracy under our seat

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

We are such a funny little species. Some of us collect seashells. Others like to "maximize revenue"

[planet claire @clairejoco]

so chronically online and so behind

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you want to scare the heck out of people this Halloween …

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

Taylor Made for Sunday Night.

[planet claire @clairejoco]

what somebody shoulda said about the ~x~

[Designers Hum😂r @designershumor]

* sends client final design *

client: we’re off to a good start

me:

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

fasten your seatbelts, we’re back in 2014.

[💬 @allthingsdante]

this is the best ad i've seen in a while 😭

[planet claire @clairejoco]

barbenheimer ‘23