Claire Cannon

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Same, @j_chisholm3.

#RepBX

[Nate Postlethwait @nate_postlethwt]

How about less “Didn’t you see the red flags?” And more “I see how hard you were trying to be loved.”

[itsthatyankeegirl @twenty7rings]

guy talks a lot of shit for someone who didn’t even play in the world series

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@NoahKahan hey pookie, would shit my pants if you played Mess at the gorge tonight 🫶🏻

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions. And it makes me feel like a monster but my kid asked why he couldn’t take a vase to daycare and I said “it’s glass you can’t” and he said “what if a wizard made it not glass” get out of my face

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@zachlanebryan Billy Stay tonight please 🫶🏻

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

seeing @zachlanebryan at red rocks last year put me back together when I was at my lowest. can’t wait to be healed again at mile high tomorrow 🫶🏻

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop Could you imagine walking into that being the homeroom discussion hahah

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop Is this what she’s teaching the kids now

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop Dibs on Peggy

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop If you think I’m not continuing this exchange in person tomorrow, you’re wrong

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop Sir I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service sir. I have been looking for you…

[Claire Cannon @clairely__]

@cowboyteebop Pardon me are you Aaron burr sir?

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day

Fuck wit da vibe #CTESPN @zachlanebryan