claire

lackluster individual, lustrous hive mind asset || she/her

[hal @commeowdore]

i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Everyone is welcome on our ice.

[claire @clairelybetter]

happy thirteen years of who the fuck is bryan rust to all who celebrate

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Not everyone can be in LA or NYC... some of us have to hold it down in Pittsburgh, PA.

[Tom @tompwillis]

See that’s a batter looking at a baseball coming towards them. If you know the game the logo makes perfect sense.

[kimi @kimi_klementine]

Carolina hurricanes destroy the Philadelphia flyers and you will be reincarnated as lotus flowers

[claire @clairelybetter]

bar set up means watching jake guentzel goal replays right next to a scoreless pens flyers game. feeling very dead wife montage.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

@lovellylaney @papiicheerio @sidjustkidding

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

"For years I asked coaches what they planned to do better in the 2nd half of games and that skillset prepared me to make laws and be a functional cog in our democracy."

what a fucking looney tunes ass statement

[kit. ࣪⋆⚡︎˖ @koriandred]

once you read young justice 98 you’ll never stop wanting to beat young justice the tv show to death with your bare hands

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage https://t.co/jZ558lWGra

[claire @clairelybetter]

as a first hand witness let me say: geno was robbed

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

🐟🐠🐡

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Jack White is at the Cubs game looking very upset
http://t.co/TQYyX8c3XN

[claire @clairelybetter]

@mjaw_ hahahahaha probably because my social media usage plummeted right before i started and has never recovered 😭😭 im at umn!!