Claire 🌻

• she/her • all style, no substance

[bryce 🍉 roz forrester defense attorney @drborgle]

Quitting doctor who cold turkey... they flushed my stash

[Isobel Fox @pet_wife]

obama when he decides to transiton: “uhh let me be claire”

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

i love virginia history

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re the time Fabio killed a bird with his face

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

@LessChillEric lawrence take notes

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

@pfaffphobic or a headache so bad I’m convinced the only thing that would help is an ice pick lobotomy

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

“you cant watch the new episode without me” “no dont look at hotd spoilers on twitter” come to find out he watched it without me last night anyway

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

bumpin that (dayquil)

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

last one there is a rotten egg? how about last one there is a beautiful princess huh how about that

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

in Inside Out 3 Riley will get 6 new emotions: McDonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

who says a substitute teacher cant fw chappell roan!

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

@wizardparttwo is it because British

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

@wizardparttwo @eurydicelives Ok oomf hit tweet

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

why did i just get told “i think i see a gray hair” okay cut the cameras.

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

got called Ms. Skibidi today by an 8th grader 😐

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

30 person department graduation ceremony and a girl i was jealous of in middle school is across the line from me what a small world

[Claire 🌻 @clairemonkey412]

one thing about the vsp they always hanging out by the donuts at my local wawa . gossiping by the broken icee machines