Claire

I don’t fucking know, I’m just here dude 🏳️‍🌈

[Claire @claireruf100]

I need apples and peaches on my island 😭 #AnimalCrossing #dodocode

[Claire @claireruf100]

Just now seeing this and now it’s 9 days!!!!!!!!

[🍥celesté🌙 @_celestiaal]

omg t minus 2 weeks till im with my boo @claireruf100 in MAUI HAWAIII!!!! 😜🤪🤪

[Claire @claireruf100]

My gf: “ tonight plans for vagina play?”
Me: “yes okay! Oh wait I work so won’t be home till 3am”
Gf: “that’s okay, just quit. I’ll make us a house in the woods”
Gf: “I will shoot you fish, cook us birds and we will eat mushrooms”

[Claire @claireruf100]

How I know I love my girlfriend: she started laughing in the bathroom and I said what? She said “my poops looks like corn on the cob!!!” And I proceed to get up and go look at her corn on the cob poops lol

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“i literally told you yesterday”

Me:

[Claire @claireruf100]

@_celestiaal I was laying on the beach a couple weeks ago on 🍄🍄🍄 and there was a meteor shower. It was a beautiful experience

[Claire @claireruf100]

When I get to my girls house after getting off work at 3am, usually she is still up doing something. There is always food ready for me and a joint rolled w/o me asking for anything from her🥹 I’m literally the luckiest person on this planet

[Claire @claireruf100]

@grccx GO TO DOCTOR!!! my thumb just did a weird thing and i said “it’ll heal itself” 3 days later it was so swollen I couldn’t even bend it. Don’t want nothing happening to that beautiful eyeball

[kate @ummyouguys]

platonic male friendships are cool like tysm for not trying to fuck me every time we hangout

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Perfecto 🤩

[I AM Mantra @iammantra]

Today’s Mantra:
I AM trusting the process
while staying focused
on my desired reality.

[Claire @claireruf100]

How one of our friends described y girlfriend and I 😂😂😂

[Claire @claireruf100]

This girl>>> laying in the middle of a one way street at 1am bc we had to stop from dying of laughter while skating back to my place

[really cool guy @megantheecapall]

why the fuck would you squirt i just washed these sheets get out

[Claire @claireruf100]

I texted my girlfriend I wish you were here with a picture of me in bed and she said say less. Not thinking she was serious I said if only and she is literally getting in the car rn and picking me up breakfast 🥹

how did I get so lucky

[Claire @claireruf100]

I swear to god every time my girlfriend and I have sex she is determined to make me turn my bed into a pond 🙃🥴

[Claire @claireruf100]

Ya, I like dis pretty lil thang a whole damn lot

[Claire @claireruf100]

A saxophone or trumpet put into a song honestly just makes a song so much better

[Claire @claireruf100]

Sooooo, I got me girlfriend 🥵🥹❤️‍🔥