l'uovo

raccoons & embarrassing myself on the internet

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

My parents think the local raccoon becoming more domesticated is a problem but ya know what I think? Free real estate for my homegirl raccoon + new pet

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Bob Dylan concert first allow recording because he’s a hologram

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Benadryl hangover cured by prednisone we are so up

[Catholic Views When It Benefits Me. 🧢 @HellaADZ]

Hell hole according to people from buttfuck Idaho

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

I love denying Instagram follow requests

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

ICE did this to 2 American’s just months ago.

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Baby he can’t even spell it’s okay

[🪩 @occasionaldsco]

“harryween has a concert on march 6 ONO” is a sentence that has never been said before

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Would really appreciate if everyone helped with my GoFundMe

[ali @ftdtabal]

harry having two US listening parties and one of them being in madison wisconsin

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

I'm just going to start believing every conspiracy about them at the same time.

"Erika Kirk is JD Vance in a wig and he's having an affair with himself and got himself pregnant."

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[alanna 🍭 MELTDOWN PLS! @finelyne]

It’s that serious

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Count your days @Harry_Styles

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

How’s the girl who emailed the Ticketmaster executives doing rn

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

I ate 6 tubs of this stuff on December 28th, 2006 and I never told anybody

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Just me here to let yall know my baby daddy got the NUMBER 1 ALBUM!!! Aaahhhhhh hah! 🤪
DONT BE DUMB!!!

[moa @whysangel]

so what do i do with the amex card i applied for now

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Called in a possible DUI and almost said “I, as in incel” and stopped myself halfway

[l'uovo @claireshoop13]

Harry styles got me sick