my toxic trait/red flag is that I get all my morning emails knocked out at 4:30 AM on the treadmill like a crazy person… to the people that respond back at that time, you are my people. 🤪🌞⚡️
*Conversation with our niece tonight*
Adalynn: Sissy, why did you marry Josh?
Me: Because I love him more than anything
Adalynn: Well he doesn’t love you more than anything because he told me he loves me more than anything which is more than you.
🥹🥹🥹 He sure does Addie!
My toxic trait is that when I get on the treadmill my creative ideas start flowing uncontrollably and my notes list gets thick while I get thin…. and my pockets start hurting. Stay toxic. ✌🏻
Just told my husband I needed to go to Target (side note, my car is in the shop so he has been driving me everywhere), BUT he asked me why… I’m sorry. Did you ask me WHY? WHY WHAT JOSH. I NEED TO GO TO TARGET. THATS WHY.
*instantly questioning everything & wanting my car back*
*adding I have never been on a cruise*
Josh: The have shopping on the ship.
Me: OH! Do you think they have a lululemon?
Josh: *completely lost for words* no honey… they do not have a lululemon.
#putluluoncruiseships
I’m watching Suits for the 8th time and I told josh that it made me want to pick a fight with someone… he said “don’t you even think about picking a fight with me in the car tomorrow” HAHAHA
Pretty sure I’m watching speed dating at Zapatas right now. I just came for a drink honestly but I just ordered dinner to watch this sh*t show unfold.
🫣 me watching but not watching. It’s too good.
Tan me has a better mindset versus pale me. Pale me is just not a vibe.
Public apology to those who have had to deal with pale Claire.
That also stands for warm weather Claire versus cold weather. Much better human at 72+ degrees.
That’s all.
Million dollar idea. I’m going to open a fake gym photo opp for all the people that want to hog the weights just take pictures in the mirror.
Listen, you do you. Pop off. But move.
Ladies.. please remember when you are shooting your shot in someones DM’s who is considered a public figure, you are shooting your shot in front of their social team too. Pop off but like please. For the love of god. No pictures.
Xoxo signed me.
@JJsLiveAR I love paying $1200 for a box at the Third Eye Blind concert and showing up to our box being half the size because the group next to us moved everything over.
Bravo JJ’s Live. Bravo. Nothing was done about this!
Driving a big white SUV is a good and bad thing - good because people think you are a cop and get out of the way.. bad because people think you are cop and slow down when you get behind them on a two lane highway.
Non airport people drive me crazy. 1… do not spray your bath & body works perfume 2… chill out - getting mad at your front desk, flight attendants, and gate agents is not going to get you anywhere.
After a night of strong martinis in Orlando, I thought I would go downstairs for some Starbucks… I was greeted with 400 cheerleaders screaming chants at the top of their lungs.
So help me god.
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