claire

life is short, but also like terribly and insufferably long

[claire @clairevismith]

i just shut my phone in my car door im screaming

[Sophie Jackson @sophabulous99]

Do you wanna park here? You pay on Metropolis. You can literally pay on OffStreet. You can probably find your plate already on ParkMobile. Dude it's on SpotHero. This garage is on HONK. You can go to HONK and add your vehicle. Go to HONK. You can HONK it. Use HONK.

[claire @clairevismith]

@g0thgoblin hopefully someone already told you but when washington was going through the statehood process the plan was to name it columbia. they changed it to washington to avoid confusion with the district of columbia. clearly, that hasn’t worker out great in the long run lol.

[🤍𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𖣐 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓎𝑒𝓇🦴 @gloomingly]

thinking about the color green. Holy shit

[Morgan | Bimboy @Skin_and_b0ne]

The story behind this bear is that his caretakers would snap the bambus for him as a cub and he thought that its mandatory to show teeth cuz humans quite obviously struggle to snap bambus in half but the bear doesn’t 😭😭😭

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

kafka

[clare @sadderlizards]

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

this comment always gets me

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

I'm only 30 minutes into this hbomb video, but him talking about how plagarists only steal from people they see as "beneath them" also explains a lot about the mentality of art thieves.

[Jason Adams @JAMNPP]

Wow what a paragraph

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i love that they left the door open a bit on this caption. like maybe he just had that drip

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

NOOO LET HIM ON THE TEAAAM

[chris person @Papapishu]

Killers of the Flower Moon rocks because it’s just three and a half hours of banal methodical evil but every scene you’re like “incredible tie”, “fantastic hat”, “killer coat”, I need those pajamas”.

[𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕜𝕚𝕟 @dosnostalgic]

The king himself, John Carpenter, strikes again

[Hozier @Hozier]

Seattle! That was such an amazing welcome back, thank you for giving this lad such a lift. Being in the North West always feels a little like home.

📸 @ruthlessimagery

[Ruth Medjber 📸⚡ @ruthlessimagery]

Raw vs Edited. The real reason I stay up til 4am on the tour bus.
#Hozier at @RedRocksCO .
Shot on the Nikon D6, 1/125 f4.5 ISO 1600.

[Hozier @Hozier]

Two beautiful nights at @RedRocksCO! Moments like these remind me of how fortunate I am to do what I do and find myself where the music has taken me. Sharing that unique space with you all filled me with sheer gratitude. Thank you 🖤

📷 @RuthlessImagery