c gar

sweet as vinegar pie.

[c gar @clairgarland]

The customer is not always right. They are just never wrong.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Whoever said the customer is always right never met the customer.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Can you imagine not craving to be different than you are right now?

[c gar @clairgarland]

My fantasy has hit five home runs today. Yeah, doing alright.

[c gar @clairgarland]

ROSEANNE IS ON! Crying already.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Life’s a journey, bring snacks.

[c gar @clairgarland]

After years of wanting to ascend, I’m just happy to be here. I hope you can say the same.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Fuck luck.

[c gar @clairgarland]

There’s cake in the break room.

[c gar @clairgarland]

When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

[Jawn Flick @kidnoble]

When you walk in the kitchen for Thanksgiving sweet potato pie and grandma says, “Come help me with these dishes real quick.”

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Next level

[c gar @clairgarland]

Words can't be unsaid. Better to trip with feelings than the tongue.

[c gar @clairgarland]

The smartest folks are the saddest I know.

[c gar @clairgarland]

See you trying to make a Snapple out of all those bad apples.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Peanut butter and peach sandwiches? I don't eat like that without pot.

[c gar @clairgarland]

I'm like beach erosion. I'm happening.

[c gar @clairgarland]

Conflating chemistry with compatibility.

[c gar @clairgarland]

@Delta just refused access and wasn't even offered a discounted rate.. not cool

[c gar @clairgarland]

@delta Forcing to have physical member card to have lounge access is not viable. You should be able to look up by account. Especially in hub