clair marie💫

slp and certified backpack adult. she/her

[clair marie💫 @clairmariet]

Reasons UNL should cancel class tomorrow:

1. Parts of I-29 are closed
2. KU did it
3. Make up for that weak half-day we had during spring semester
4. Students need extra sleep after watching that 7OT game last night
5. I do not want to go to class

[Ms.Flowers🌸 @og_gigii]

fly the nuns out for game 7 deadass

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[clair marie💫 @clairmariet]

Ordering from Hollister in 2026 makes me feel ancient

[Prep Running Nerd @PrepRunningNerd]

If you’re not excited about Nebraska high school girls distance running, you just haven’t been paying attention.

It’s only going to get better from here.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I hope Punxsutawney Phil has his papers on Monday is all I’m saying.

[Hoosier Comrade @hoosier_comrade]

Fernando should get to meet the pope

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

oh Lord, into your hands i relinquish this circus and these monkeys

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In the current context, we are seeing an actual “short circuit” of #HumanRights. The right to freedom of expression, freedom of conscience, religious freedom, and even the right to life are being restricted in the name of other so-called new rights, with the result that the very framework of human rights is losing its vitality and creating space for force and oppression. This occurs when each right becomes self-referential, and especially when it becomes disconnected from reality, nature, and truth.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Julian Champagne popped off for New Years.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

If me had a dollar for every cookie me ever had....woah

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

[5’8” little mousey boy 🌹 @Masedawg77]

Kearney Regional airport, Kearney, Nebraska

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

OKC's historic season is being ruined by a team whose mascot doesn't even wear pants.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

[Tim Morrow @MananaZoo]

This is legit the vibe of the Spurs