Clair Roberts

family, friends, fitness and fun

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

The thing I love about House of the Dragon is that for 1 minute of the intro I get to pretend its 10 years ago settling into an epic episode of GOT 😭

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@kaylamellis_ It’s usually the mums of girls that do this as they’ve never had the experience of a toddler boy 🙃 their time will come in the teenage years when their girl ‘is a lot’ 😂😂

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@ask_aubry Also 6lb 6oz … b*tch please 😂

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@SandyofSuffolk The poonami one - so you’ll leave your baby in a shitty nappy all night as it won’t leak it’s ok 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@RowMids Yep! I was 10, but feels weird watching. Kind of wrong x

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@emilykmay 19 months as he always hated his cot and the bars and would try to climb out scream etc 🙄 much better but he does come in with me halfway through …. Guilty pleasure 🥰 he’s 3 in 3 weeks x

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@DanWuori When my son was a newborn I physically couldn’t stop crying when I looked at him 😂😂 the hormones are real crazy 🥰🥰

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@Balavage @heawood I had this from the health visitor, called to book an appointment for after the baby was born …. The baby that died … the second baby that died. Honestly the lack of info passed from departments was astonishing. I could write a book about the lack of care. Hope you’re ok x

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@sarajcox I like to occasionally say ‘8 is a lot of legs David’ 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 … or ‘you go Glen Coco’ 👍🏼

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@UKEnterprise you might want to speak to the driver of this van as he thinks it’s acceptable to keep pulling out in front of our car and breaking and swearing while we’ve got our baby in the back. (M1 south)

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@GMB I can’t believe this a topic in 2023! Another way to shame & guilt mums. I nearly drove myself insane trying to feed baby with no help anaemic & ‘flat nipples’ the amount of money I spent on pumps/shields/milk enhancing food. It would have broken me to see this in the early days!

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@fesshole My next door neighbour found a shit outside their house once, the person had even used toilet paper 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@fesshole Do you have to leave her something special in your spotty bag 😂😂😂

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Just about to make dinner with @Capsicana meal kit and these are the wraps 🤮🙄 great when you’ve got a baby and a nighttime schedule to keep to!

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@sainsburys doesn’t look like they got the memo 🙄

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@sainsburys every time I shop at your Hampden Park, Eastbourne store your own delivery vans take the parent and child spaces. This makes shopping with a 6 month old harder then it already is! Please can this be addressed?

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@sainsburys Hi, this photo was from Monday. It’s pretty much every time I go there there though, there is click and collect in the same section and people park there to wait for their shopping so between them and the delivery vans it’s very difficult to get a space! Thanks

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@sainsburys every time I shop at your Hampden Park, Eastbourne store your own delivery vans take the parent and child spaces. This makes shopping with a 6 month old harder then it already is! Please can this be addressed?

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@lemontwittor my other half said did you know about coronavirus when you said ‘If I don’t see you through t’week I’ll see you through t’window’ 🤣🤣

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@ideal_home_show @ITV @MartinSLewis Trying to use FIHS020ME code for free ideal home show tickets and it’s saying invalid code? Expiry date for code says 11.59 25th Feb, please can you advise?

[Clair Roberts @clairr87]

@SouthernRailUK brilliant customer service from Annie on the 15.31 train from Brighton to Eastbourne 🤗😃