Cornelius Ostracize

Struthio Camelus
DF

[Nick @NickZararis]

I knew the falcons were desperate at quarterback but this feels crazy

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

Almost no shot this kid gets to 90 WAR. Get real

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Wouldnt exactly call her a master at dodging the paparazzi.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Alright, this is getting ridiculous.

[Tim Timothy @NoMoreMisteaks]

same energy

[The Brew Crew Scoop @BrewCrewScoop]

Shoutout to @Ken_Rosenthal for running over the camera man and then giving him a dirty look as he doesn’t offer to help him up

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

I love this sport so much. You can watch it for decades and still see some stupid bullshit that you haven’t seen before.

[death cube for cutie @JKCinnamons]

crazy thrift pull

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

….how is this not a disqualification lol

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

If my team trades their 13th-ranked prospect that I don't have an opinion about, I'll be thrilled to get big league help in return! But if they trade my pet favorite 16th-ranked prospect who has improved his rolling EV90 by +3 MPH over the last six weeks, I'll end my pathetic li-

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Richard Kind in 240p

[Layne @Layne_Tarby]

.@oldwaver @SportsSturm @corbydavidson
Submit this one to the National Association of Broadcasters. This is Marconi material😂

Alt caption: This audio needs to be slowed down immediately😂

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"guys i have a super gay idea"

[Steven Breech @steviebreech]

ERIC BADLANDS BOOKER NEW WORLD RECORD IN THE NATHAN'S FAMOUS LEMONADE CHUG 🍋

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

Only a team based in Washington DC would schedule fireworks on a bring-your-dog-to-the-park night.

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

When your mind is sick and twisted like mine, Dee Strange-Gordon starts to seem like Dee Normal-Gordon after awhile.

[Alex Gookin @_AlexGookin]

The day I ask AI to generate an image of a politician in my favorite team’s uniform is the day I hope someone blows my brains out in front of my family. They’d understand.