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Right in the fuckin slot. I cut people out of their wrecked shitboxes and rescue cats from trees.

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@WompWomp1751 @baltic_dan Both of my favorites as a teen and young man were Gianna and Alexis Texas, both EXTREMELY mid. That's why I liked them. Women that looked like them seemed attainable.

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@walk92556 @Gen6defender Out of any team in this division, the Falcons are the least likely to win 9 games.

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@3Bucs @TRip510 @TaylorLewan77 Watched football my entire life. From arguably the most football obsessed state that produces the most NFL talent per capita. I couldn't tell you a thing about Canadian football. Almost no American can. NOBODY watches it. It isn't televised.

[T Rex @dinoincrisis]

bbq at my tree. all animals are invited except you-know-who.

[Ostrich @OstrichInCrisis]

I’m fast but not in a slutty way.

[T Rex @dinoincrisis]

as promised

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Come outside.

[C. Sandbatch @CSandbatch]

The governor of Mississippi is trolling the UK.

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@flackospalace @RockChartrand If you barely make enough to survive, you shouldn't be paying for a fucking blue checkmark.

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@_Boomhauer The Buck Strickland and Cotton episodes were some of the best.

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@MinnesotaJayy Bitches LOVE it. I took my ex wife to a Banana's game on our second date, and she had a lot of fun. Most because she was eye fucking the players.

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@budd545304 @Nero How about Woodrow Wilson. Richard Nixon. Jimmy Carter. Herbert Hoover. Warren Harding. Andrew Johnson. Trump sucks right now, but his first term was great until Covid.

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@rdd147 @choga_don Agreed. But 30% of her income, which is substantial, goes to the biggest donor to AIPAC. She's either completely ignorant of that fact, or doesn't care as long as she gets her cut.

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@choga_don I'm convinced she either had a room temp IQ, or she is completely ignorant to the fact that the single largest donor to AIPAC is the owner of Onlyfans...

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@HawkEmDownChris Dexter Jackson

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@yalltitanup @uscfan981 @HawkEmDownChris Nix is in his second year. And Brees struggled all the years he was in San Diego except the last one, in which he made his first Pro Bowl. And do I need to remind you how atrociously bad Manning and Elway were early in their careers? E

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@PeterCapon37221 @jakeshieldsajj @GuntherEagleman LOL. Fuck Isreal, fuck Jews, fuck Iran, fuck Palestine, fuck Muslims, fuck the Lavant. Fuck anyone who isn't an American or Anglo-Saxon.

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@Akhan29A @unlimited_ls Go fuck a goat faggot.

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@adnan_aliyu @JingoVj1 Nigga, you live in Nigeria, shut the fuck up.

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@PeterCapon37221 @jakeshieldsajj @GuntherEagleman Any Brit who calls themselves "Palestine Pete" is a fucking traitor.