Dennis Oliveira

Commercial clam digger. Love merlot, chourico, and lingiuca. Lonely divorced father of 3. Proud Rhode Islander.

[Rodney @RodneyJawkoski]

@McdouglasTony @clamloverdennis I understand neither of us are legally allowed to see our kids. But sometimes when they see you throwing up in the parking lot after a soccer game they know you still think of them #parenting #Divorce #merlot #soccer

[Rodney @RodneyJawkoski]

Everyone thinks their better than me because they pay child support. Don’t drink until they piss themselves. Don’t recreationally smoke crack. Well fuck all you guys me and @McdouglasTony @clamloverdennis are doing great

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@jasmineeog__ Don’t give up on liquor, it never gave up on you

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@missjacksteezy I need that every time I have supervised visitation with my kids

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

The most sacred of all relationships

[Colt @coltzj]

So, the guy at the drive thru liquor store knows what I want when I pull up. Am I in a relationship now? #realtalk

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

My lawyer fucking sucks, I should beat his ass. They don’t call me “heavy hands” Oliveira for nothing!! God I can’t wait to get hammered and drive around with @RodneyJawkoski

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

Feels so good to finally be out of prison!! Can’t wait to grab a meatball marinara from @SUBWAY and smoke some crack with @RodneyJawkoski. Can you meet me at @motel6 in Warwick after you hit the liquor store?

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@radartechbot What’s your favorite thing about being divorced? Since I don’t have to see my ex wife and kids anymore, all of my free time I get drunk on #merlot with @RodneyJawkoski at our #motel6 apartment. awesome not having family responsibilities anymore!

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@ohgeezninja Is everything okay? Feel free to Join @RodneyJawkoski and I for a couple bottles of merlot, I found it helps dull the pain of divorce. We’re both divorced and support each other. Stay strong friend. #merlot

[Rodney @RodneyJawkoski]

@clamloverdennis @RIHistory @American_Girl @WrightsbakeryRI My daughter hasn’t spoken to me in almost 2 years since I pissed myself picking her up from 8th grade. #merlot #divorce #piss

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@BreonTheGreat @theonlyreal1ne I said that to my ex wife but she said my drinking was too much and took the kids away from me. So now I’ve been drinking #merlot with @RodneyJawkoski every night to take the pain away. Stay strong. #divorce #divorceddads

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@pastorgregy what’s your opinion on merlot? Me and @RodneyJawkoski were wondering what kind of wine Jesus made from water. I said it’s probably merlot since it’s red but that’s my armchair opinion. Would love to hear yours. Thanks merlot

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@JeSmith1879 That’s what I told my ex wife, but she got tired of me drinking all the time especially when I got fired for being drunk at @StopandShop deli. Been staying at #motel6 with @RodneyJawkoski for a bit until everything settles down. Stay strong #merlot

[Rodney @RodneyJawkoski]

@clamloverdennis @MothrhoodMerlot I am also urinating dark red #merlot #divorce

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@RodneyJawkoski @MothrhoodMerlot Oh wow. Maybe try switching to white for a bit to balance out the color?

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@MothrhoodMerlot I was wondering if you could give me some advice? @RodneyJawkoski and I usually drink merlot every night with dinner, but was looking for some different tonight. What wine would go well with frozen hotdogs? Thanks #merlot #divorced #hotdogs

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@RodneyJawkoski @RIHistory @American_Girl @WrightsbakeryRI That’s awful Rodney, everyone makes mistakes. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Whatever happened to the nuclear family? #divorceddad #merlot

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@Dr_Mcgillicuddy @RodneyJawkoski getting supervised visitation for my kids since I’m not allowed to see them anymore because of my “unruly behavior” according to the judge

[Dennis Oliveira @clamloverdennis]

@Dr_Mcgillicuddy @RodneyJawkoski have you tried this flavor yet? Better han #mentholmint in my opinion but then again nothing beats a good #merlot