han job

erratic and erotic

[han job @clamontherun]

i’m like scooby doo but a girl

[han job @clamontherun]

@alxndra1998 they will never take it away from me

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn on her and Alysa Liu's wins:

"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

[han job @clamontherun]

@carrotliker1 yikes girl. red flag.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

did the White House digitally alter this image of Nekima Levy to make her cry??? bizarre, dark stuff…

[mitski's archive @mitskithoughts]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all new yorkers to have mandatory listenings of mitski’s third album, “bury me at make out creek”.

what are your thoughts on this?

[han job @clamontherun]

@siteprotagonist that's when the kids are at school duh

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Get the f*ck out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here.”

— Minneapolis mayor sends message to ICE after one of their agents fatally shot a woman.

[han job @clamontherun]

@ali_sivi one time i cracked my neck so hard i thought i paralyzed myself and since then i have been physically unable to do it

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

30 Rock and The Other Two might as well have been documentaries. Biblical texts even.

[carz @Carzonfye]

We’re permanently doing away with video as reliable evidence and in exchange you will get billboard ads that look slightly shittier and a chatbot that’s happy to teach kids how to tie a noose

[han job @clamontherun]

@carrotliker1 delicioustreatsformepost WHEN

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

It's a big day for Sesame Street's smallest neighbor! #HappyBirthdaySlimey, we love you to the moon and back!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[han job @clamontherun]

@eliburnsteens #ReleaseTheITVCut

[han job @clamontherun]

@motpeyton happened to me recently. harrowing stuff.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

canceled research into one of the most promising cancer treatments in history but thinks heroin is good for you

[han job @clamontherun]

@alxndra1998 sometimes i will politely say “do you mind please putting on headphones?” and it has worked almost every time

[NYC Water @NYCWater]

Thanks to decades of work, NYC’s harbor is the cleanest it’s been in over 150 years! Clean water = happy whales AND happy NYers!