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My stupid life in 280 characters or less

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now

[pebby 🌈 @svtxtism]

final day of fuck it we ball folks!!!

[DL @clanalee]

Shockingly don’t ask this enough but wtf is wrong with me

[Scott Gairdner @scottgairdner]

This map is very helpful

[DL @clanalee]

“Have you ever heard of the invisible string theory? I mean he used to live in royal oak and I went to bars there so we’ve probably crossed paths” LMFAOOOOO actually delusional

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

I’ve been listening to Ribs for ten years and it hasn’t cured me yet but I will keep trying

[DL @clanalee]

This and getting carded at the bar in the same week? Feels like I’m unstoppable rn

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Being wine drunk in a walkable city feels like being the mayor

[DL @clanalee]

“Dana you CANT say that in public!!”
Me anytime I’m with my brothers:

[DL @clanalee]

Don’t want to end my 20s on bad terms with anyone. Soooo last chance to apologize to me 🥰

[the kid @basicallytori]

accidentally fucked around and became important at work and im so tired

[DL @clanalee]

What’s better than this? Guys just bein dudes. Dogs just eating dawgs

[DL @clanalee]

Went to target to buy some socks and the cashier goes oh I can’t sell these to you yet and slaps on a do not sell sticker like it’s a new album that just dropped or something lmao is this real life

[DL @clanalee]

Whoever thought an HOV lane was a good idea your moms a hoe

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[DL @clanalee]

Lol no way the recorded rain sounds to fall asleep to is just you listening to chicken being fried???

[DL @clanalee]

Monday mood board

[DL @clanalee]

“Wow, the bar has been playing such good music.”
“Thanks, I put like $40 into touch tunes.”