JAGER BOMB ACTUAL

[JAGER BOMB ACTUAL @ClancyRoyal]

The devil works hard but my liver works harder

[Mads @europemaxxed]

”10 years ago today“

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[Marked As “Unsafe Individual” @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Somewhere on this app there are Americans secretly hoping two fellow Americans, lost in a hostile land, don’t make it back so they can use their deaths as points against the war…

And I don’t care how many relatives they had on the Mayflower, they are no countrymen of mine.

[Zachary Bell @zacharyebell]

Let the record show, the recruiting office was open to everyone

[Phoenix 🇺🇸 @Phoenix2A_1980s]

Old Dominion ROTC students when a Muslim terrorist attacks their school:

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Old Dominion students heard a couple gunshots and somebody shouting in a weird accent and pulled up like this:

[MAGS @TAftermath2020]

No marine would accept coming out like a bum using their formal uniform. He’s a disgrace to the Marine code of conduct.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Kim Jong Un patiently waiting for one missile to hit North Korea so he can nuke the whole planet

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Fun fact: Barack Obama is the only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner (Doctors Without Borders, 2015)

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me over ETs body after my friends and I air fry him

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The CIA guy whose only job was making sure the Delta guys didn’t go in Maduro’s cocaine room while they black bagged him:

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

If we iced UBL today folks would be protesting and whining en masse.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

NO KINGS this, NO KINGS that!!!

*Trump takes out a literal dictator*

The left: NoT LiKE ThAaAaaat

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Delta to the Chinese officials as they're grabbing Maduro

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Understand that if releasing the documents naming the people who partook in trafficking children burns the cathedral down then the cathedral needs to be burnt down.